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The Most Unwise Thing to Say to Diogenes Pendergast:

 Yo, baby, you know that chee-say fake blue diamond paperweight on your desk? Well, I had it cut up into a slammin' bling cover for my iPod--check it! And don't worry, I can get you another--
 From a psychiatric point of view, the real reason you abducted this Viola Maskalene is because she reminded you of your mother. Look at their similarites: out-of-touch with reality, hopelessly frivolous, the depth and intelligence of a soapdish...
 It's not you, it's me. I just liked you better when you were impersonating Condi Rice.
 Oh, so _what_ if Aloysius tried to kill you. Isn't it time to let the healing begin?
 But...but...just before she fled, Mistress syren said you _wanted_ your bedroom repainted in white with the Ace of Swords-reversed motif on all the walls!
 You'll shoot yer eye out, kid.

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