1. You make SIM characters and try to recreate the books.
2. You have a pet with a characters name that you got after you read BRIMSTONE.
3. Fan girl is a compliment.
4. You read/write more fan fiction than you change your skivvies.
5. You have a stuffed cat named Aloysius.
6. You think DOD should be made into a video game on the Wii.
7. You dream events of the books.
8. Your friends tell you to get off the message board and to do your homework.
9. Diogenes might be something you’ll name your firstborn.
10. You want to smack Viola (among of things).

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