(To the tune of Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up”)


Man of my dreams
Or so I thought not long ago
You weren’t really what you seemed
Can’t believe I was the last to know

You made a fool of me that night
But I’m not your fool anymore
I’m going to bring you to your knees

Hell hath no fury
And you can’t run from me forever, no no no
You shouldn’t have tried to hit and run
Hell hath no fury
It was supposed to be you and me together, oh oh oh
But you were just having fun

Time’s standing still
As I wait to take my cue
When I come in for the kill
I want my aim to be true

You made a fool of me that night
But I’m not your fool anymore
I swear I’ll bring you to your knees

(Chorus)

You were so hard to read
You played hide and seek
With your true intentions
You were only playing games
Now it’s time to say-a-ay bye b-b-bye b-b-bye b-bye

You never loved me
You never loved me, Digi
You never loved me
You never loved me, did you Digi

You made a fool of me that night
But I’m not your fool anymore
Thought you were the one for me
Turns out I just part of your evil schemes
I thought you were the perfect man
Now I could kill you with my bare hands
You should have never fucked with meeeee

(Chorus)

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