The White Wolf
by Alexandris
URL: http://www.bluecatsgraphics.com/pean/fanfics/63/



There once was a white wolf, a beautiful white wolf that was friends with three little pigs...Well not really friends, but he watched over these three little pigs and protected them from other wolves, which is as close to friendship as a wolf can get. The white wolf, who was always going about the valley and solving disputes between the various inhabitants, was unlucky enough to attract the attention of Little Beige Riding Hood one day.



Little Beige Riding Hood was an animal rights activist, and she saw the white wolf running around, and she felt sorry for him. “He’s over worked!” she thought angrily, so Little Beige Riding Hood took it upon herself to rescue the white wolf. She set out a plate of bread and olive oil, and waited.



While she was waiting, the troll that sat under the bridge captured the white wolf and hid him under the bridge. The troll went about business as usual, until a Ms. Goldilocks pinned him for the theft of some porridge from a group of rather angry bears. Without the white wolf around, the three bears were free to solve their dispute, and everyone was happier for it... Except for the troll who was split into three pieces and then cooked in a pot of boiling oil.



Well, with the troll gone, no one knew that the wolf was under the bridge...except for the hunter who had been tracking him through the valley for some time. The hunter, seeing the white wolf weakened and in need, decided to bide his time until the wolf was healed, for the hunter was a true hunter and realized that the only real sport came from a strong and healthy wolf. So the hunter healed the wolf and then set him free, watching closely and tracking the white wolf as he made his way back to the valley.



Everyone thought the white wolf was dead, and for a time he let them think that, knowing that if he went near any of them the hunter might hurt them as well. The white wolf thought up ways to keep his friends from harms way, but the hunter was relentless in his effort to catch the wolf. He killed the three little pigs, in hopes of luring out the wolf.



Seeing that little beige riding hood was trying to catch the wolf as well, the hunter stole her away, hiding her so that he could be the one to catch the white wolf. The white wolf, being of the conscientious sort, went about trying to rescue Little Beige Riding Hood. Little Beige Riding Hood enjoyed being a damsel in distress, and the hunter soon tired of her and decided to sacrifice her.



The white wolf realized that the hunter wouldn’t stop until he had his trophy, so he came out into the open, waiting to be shot so that his friends would be spared. The hunter, taking careful aim, did not see Little Beige Riding Hood escape. She ran and ran, hoping for a rangers office or something, because she needed validation and someone to compliment her hair...and also she wanted to save the white wolf... but come on, her hair!



Just as he was about to squeeze the trigger, the hunter heard sirens. Remembering that wolves were endangered, he made a quick escape. The wolf was spared, but not for long. Soon he was packed up and shipped to the zoo, but not before biting Little Beige Riding hood on the ass.