The Top Secret Diaries of Dr. Nora Kelly
by Ceruleanshipper
URL: http://www.bluecatsgraphics.com/pean/fanfics/32/

First meeting with Margo Green, new editor of Museology and old friend of Bill’s. She wants to return the Tano masks — WTF? Knows nothing about Native Amer. culture. Luckily Board of Directors expected to agree with me.

At lunch w/ Bill at Bones saw Margo; they had exceedingly sappy reunion. Just found out that Bill called Margo “Lotus Blossom” while they were hunting the Museum Beast. WTF? Does he try to hook up with every woman he hunts monsters with?

Bill just called claiming that the paper’s sending him to NJ to cover some casino scandal. Whatever; he’s probably screwing Margo. Bastard.

Menzies helped with Tano masks. V. charming; if Bill continues to be a fuck may consider affair w/ him.

Huh. Apparently Margo not screwing Bill tonight as she invited me for dinner. Will go as have nothing better to do.

Margo v. good cook, nicer than I first thought. Sort of pretty, too. If had two more glasses of wine may have made out with her.

Margo’s just been killed. Disappointing, as was wondering how Bill feels about threesomes. V. odd that the Museum seems to attract every serial killer in the tri-state area.

Agent Pendergast approached me at Margo’s funeral; told me had arranged for Bill’s safety; warned me his psycho brother possibly after me as well. Was in disguise, but still v. hot. Sadly have feeling does not have time for shagging; besides, am married.

Arranged for Tano leaders to have time alone w/ masks and prevented major Museum embarrasment. I rule!

Lucifer’s Heart stolen. Will Museum ever get a break?

Bill’s back; Pendergast had put him in insane asylum. Am wondering if Pendergast insane. Bill now reporting on L.H. theft.

Pendergast arrested; his brother evidently does exist. Bill thinks Diogenes may be Mendies — LOL. Husband is now jewel thief — v. hot. Sadly Bill now going to help hunt Diogenes, which means less time for shagging. Note to self: buy batteries.