The Museum’s alive,
With the sound of screaming.
With screams it abounds,
Every couple years.

The Major Events,
Have turned out as bloodbaths.
Have dinner there,
You’ll be the meat.

You know the shows,
Won’t be...   read more »

Please be a Lady tonight,
For once be a Lady tonight,
A Lady doesn’t wander from brother to brother,
Try to be a Lady tonight.

Poor Aloysius was blue,
So to your...   read more »

Man of my dreams
Or so I thought not long ago
You weren’t really what you seemed
Can’t believe I was the last to know

You made a fool of me that...   read more »

Ave, mater
Ave, pater
How’s my righteous, boring frater?
Camp is over
Shortly, I fear
But I’m penning this to ask if I can stay here.

All the busboys
Hate our money
And they say my
Eyes...   read more »

You'll never make stay
So get keep your hands off of me
I know your every move
You can hide nothing, you see
You've tried this shit before
But never so brazenly
You think...   read more »

Diogenes sings:

I would not be just a killer
Inspiration for a thriller
A forerunner of woe
(Do do, do do do do do)
I would be Mr. Rogers
Maybe playing for...   read more »

V’s a real nowhere gal,
Even with a Pendy pal,
Sink her island if you please,
Or give her to Diogenes,
Olive oil and home made wine,
Let her die off on the vine,
Island...   read more »

Son, upon this midnight dreary, we did ponder, weak and weary
Over your extremely cheery kind epistolary lore —
While I freely acquiesced to your filial request,
your dear Pater was distressed. To...   read more »